Bad Writing Awards
bad writing awardsthe winner of San Jose State University's 21st annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is Oakland resident Rephah Berg:On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had...
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some of these are fuckin high-larious, for instance:Runner-Up: Detective Driscoll had fallen off the wagon like a frozen turkey from a Goodwill helicopter and, like a talking elephant reunited with...
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LOL:It was a warm, rank odor that hit Detective Swatworth's nostrils, breaking into components that seemed hauntingly familiar, reminiscent of dangerous deeds past, lighting up every wary fiber in his...
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LOL!!!:It had started off as a prank, but when Major Elyse Livesay discovered (during her solo space walk, no less!) the tarantula that the boys in the crew had slipped into her spacesuit, she knew...
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I fucking love these!!To put it in a nutshell - though, not an ordinary hazelnut-shell, because this would be far too small - and not a walnut-shell either, though it is bigger in size but too rounded...
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"Oh dear, Mr. Hippity Hop the Bunny is late, and if he does not arrive soon, we shan't be able to hold a birthday party for Good Old Busy Beaver before it is time for me to leave the Fluffy Forrest,...
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feel free to write them too:Dishonorable Mentions: Sheila was easy as opening a jar of pickles, not one closed by a man who has virility doubts and closes a jar so women and young boys get hernias...
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I was busting up reading these... my co-workers must think I'm insane.
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I've got a stack of these books. RANDOM TRIVIA: Bulwer-Lytton was responsible for that cliched opening line "It was a dark and stormy night".I think someone should aim for a double whammy: this, and...
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